They NAMED NAMES!

"Whhhaaaaaat?!"

@istealllamas: If I had a dime for every time my lawyer's said that...

@CurseOfBobbyLane: For the record, I know I have an emoticon problem :( Also, I don't usually elongate words nor have I slept with 3 pro athletes or 9 college athletes...I've only slept with 2, OK?! ;) ok, I'll stop now...Perhaps I'll switch to that ALL CAPS thing...

There's only ONE reason to not hate Duke, and that would be Jon Scheyer, and really, it would be a hate fuck that he'd get from me so maybe there's still no reasons....oh well. I tried.

What you really need is a female who lives in L.A., knows sports, and hasn't slept with or written about more than 3 pro-athletes or 9 college athletes (just in case "Karen" decided to apply I threw that in to protect you guys)....and that chick would be meeeee!!!! ;)

So young high school athletes, the lesson we have learned is that you can break the rules, just as long as your daddy is the mouthpiece. If only that worked for all those times my dad tried to pimp me out maybe he'd be the one with a record :(

11/28/10 - Never Forget

G'damn it....Good thing I went to tvguide.com to see if this was actually going to air...I hope Jezebel is being paid by NBC for the free publicity.