I swear you gotta know who your [sic] around man . . the closest people to you will try and sabotage you by taking a picture of you while you are thoughtful enough to have sex with two of them on Thanksgiving and then sharing that picture on Twitter without your knowledge or consent.

Yeah, I have $150 in checking to last me until the 1st. Dov can kiss my shiny butt.

Thank gawd, the Orgasmatron is so clunky.

I am a man who orgasms like a woman when it comes to sex. It takes forever for me to do it, but my body shakes and it feels amazing when I do. The problem is I have to actively think about it and focus on it and REALLY REALLY try hard not to get distracted to do it.