You start with a BA in Brangelina studies and then focus entirely on Anges weight for your Master thesis. Then you take a few supplementary courses in how to value women based solely on their appearance and marital status.

I am sooooooo tired of these Angelina is too skinny rumours. Its like the ONLY two things the tabloids ever write about her is the status of her marriage (obviously shes getting divorced any day now) and her weight.

“I used to date frat boys, but now I prefer consensual.”

Where is that Sweet Home Alabama gif when you need it?

Mine are Church and State. So when I put on a bra I get ‘some separation of church and state’

You just gave me an idea for a devilishly evil brilliant plan!

This is why I no longer operate as a human woman, and instead operate as a high-pitched frequency in another dimension.

I’m not sure it qualifies as victim blaming when you do something that ridiculous. The punishment obviously doesn’t fit the crime but he’s not a total innocent in this — follow the laws of the country you’re in, particularly when it’s a dictatorship with no diplomatic relations with your home country.

it’s only lead poisoning if you believe in it...

Water contamination? Not a thing!

you can add clean water to the list... who needs it?

came here to say just that... if someone is scared... and wants to stop... and the other person doesn’t stop... that’s rape. It’s even RAPE rape.

“ Things just went too far and someone got scared”

This tweet about Dr. Luke is my personal favorite. Especially considering Dr. Luke was one of the producers on her breakout Since U Been Gone:

Mansplaining to the ladies how to feminist.

Fievel Goes or give me death.

My sister married a guy with the last name Foote. When she announced she was having twins my Dad said she should call them Left and Right. Four people in the room laughed. Two did not.

However, when doing make-up, there are no ‘happy accidents’.