Nothing like Republicans fear-mongering over a problem they themselves created.

I don't think taxpayers should be paying for boner pills. If God wanted you to have a functioning dick, She would have given you one already. Same goes for your prostate. 

Tucker Carlson should sue Tate.  The “confused dog” face is trademarked, it belongs to Carlson.  No one else may use that face in public.

“Tonight on FOX News: Why wanting to have sex with your own children isn’t weird. It’s actually very cool. Only the best and most normal people want to bang their kids.”

“We did Nazi that coming.”

I will never forget how Billy Crudup left Mary Louise Parker when she was 7 months pregnant. I hope he’s a better person now, but I’ll never like him.

Same. I was a Reed College student in the 90's and the idea of Greek life meant reading the Iliad in the original.*

*or Lattimore, if you were lazy

“I mean, it’s one child, Michael. How much could it cost, $10?”

And “so desperately failed US”? Not only passively describing what he did, but then centering himself as the victim here is ... something.

“It’s tragic what happened to him.”

A racist named Tracy.
A pedophilic racist named Tracy.

Nothing says pro-life like actual murder.

“Like most sociopaths, Elizabeth has the ability to appear like a normal, charming person, when in reality, as the world now knows, she is a liar who committed fraud against investors, clients, pharmaceutical companies, patients, etc. She lied and falsified legal documents to get money to keep her company going, and…

Funny how when you pay a nanny/daycare and domestic cleaner to do it it’s suddenly a job, but if you’re doing it for free it’s no longer work.

Ironically, it took a black man from New York to make America great again.

“A grand jury reportedly voted to indict the former president for one (1) crime.”

No one who would vote for this asshole will care about these allegations and no amount of evidence will change their minds. The GQP only cares about “owning the libs” and making life as immeasurably cruel as possible to everyone who isn’t a straight white man.

You know, as a longtime, perpetually-recovering disordered eater, I’m not mad about it. I’m glad she said it and I’m bummed she walked it back (sure, Gwyneth, I’m sure you eat tons of “fries or whatever.”).

This is the way to do civil disobedience and non violent resistance. Genius. Their lawsuit is about to drive millions of viewers to watch Lemon Pound Cake.