When coming back from a movie at the mall, the late Mr Reyes and I would walk past the Abercrombie & Fitch and say our usual thing:

Your “friend” (cough, cough) is a manipulative psychopath.

Your friend sounds toxic as hell.

Well gosh, that doesn’t sound manipulative at all.

“If anything, it represents the worst parts of American history, in terms of the cost, the hiring practices, the images” says one employee-turned-plaintiff in White Hot.

Given that the article says that this occurred during spring break, it’s quite possible no one was there.  Hell, she might have been off for the 5 days herself over spring break.

God doesn’t say anything about punting dogs or smackin’ a bitch either.

The first rule about coke orgies is you don’t talk about coke orgies.

You mean they want to know who besides Matt Gaetz?

Can’t wait to see it shut down after much whining because it’s only 12% women.

Congratulations, you have written the stupidest thing I’ve seen on the internet today. Quite the accomplishment. 

Don’t get it twisted, the K’s make me itch, but I don’t think any of them would be under the heading of “gold-digger” except maybe mommy dearest. Kim was running a 2nd hand clothing business even before her dad died. The bitch has hustle and took one hell of a bad public hand and turned that shit into gold. HER gold.…

Clearly the only solution is to arm the nation's Christmas trees.

I think it’s a Stallion who loves Stallions rather than Mares type situation.

👆 Me. And I will now get nothing accomplished for the next 3 weeks 😁👍

I mean, close enough...

Hi fellow Jezebel lovers! These stories are something that I look forward to every year, I even used to use my breaks just to devour these stories throughout the years. However, to express gratitude for this space, I also wanted to share what it’s meant to me especially in the last year, because it went beyond just…

This isn’t really scary, but it still shook me up, and has stayed with me.

*dials 1-800-Fuck-That* “Hello! I’d like to make a claim!” 

There’s somehting really nice about an unknown entity telling you to get a grip.