Seriously, this person came off like a fatphobic dick

“medical emergency” (read: one of the obese passengers had a heart attack)

Famously disappointed cruiseship passengers.

This story isn’t scary, and there are so many other stories on here that I doubt anyone will read it...but it IS true, I wanted to share it somewhere, and folks in my normal life would probably roll their eyes, so...

When I was in college 1.0 for a theater degree as a costume tech, I lived with my roomie in a scuzzy apartment complex, but the building I lived in was a very happy little microcosm of nice folks. It was the single nicest community of people I’ve ever lived with, they are relevant and...this one’s long. Because…

I bet if you checked into the morse code translation the knocks said “told ya so, you smug little shit”. ;)

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

The point is not necessarily to win, but to intimidate and incur enough legal costs that it becomes more economical to pull the story in question. It happens *all the time.*

The video in the blue dress is extremely distressing. I had no idea my vagina was such a useless POS. All this time I’ve been relying on my hands like a fucking rube.

No actually, the terms are not important. The terms that ARE important are CHILD and RAPE. 

Ok John, fine, he’s an ephebophile. Is that better? Do you feel better now that the mean ladies called the man a slightly more accurate (but still fucking odious don’t get me wrong) word? I know the terms are important to you.

I’m pulling you out of the greys for one reason: you proved my point.
The first comment on my post about expressing vulnerability was mocking and went right for my penis.
This is why men don’t want to talk about their feelings, because other men will judge them for it. This is what toxic masculinity does. It creates a…

I hope some news channel gets the accused server on the air and she just goes “I say this with great respect: Number one, he’s not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, ok?”

Damn, you’re right.  He calls her Mommy.

The last two weddings I’ve been to have been on the east coast and had the same set-up. I guess I just assumed it was par for the course, especially when a lot of guests are coming in from out of town and staying the weekend anyways.

Can I ask what exactly happens at a 3 day wedding party/retreat?

Or, just own your shit.

...*devil perches on your shoulder* You can have two pairs. Life is short and chacos don’t die. Have the print you love. 

YES 100000%!! Chacos 4 life! I have black and white ones and they LITERALLY go with everything...cute dresses...shorts and a tee....take em on a fishing trip...I even wear them bartending sometimes although thats not my best idea

And you’d damned well lick those jackboots clean! Thank you for your service.