Well, this lesbian shit ass is sorry to hear about Mrs. Baio’s brain tumor. Nobody deserves that.

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How about none of you who work at Jezebel seem like you can actually take any sort of valid criticism of your work without turning into whiny children about it. Part of being a professional in any line of work is that you’re going to be criticized from time to time. That’s just what it’s like to be an adult, man. I…

I’m not an internet random. I’m a reader of your website. So is everyone else in this thread. This blog is meant to be a spot where women are empowered. If you look at the replies to this thread, a number of women who are tall feel that the writer was marginalizing their struggles with having atypical body types.…

I know. It was such a well written line I had to steal it. Also: pick your battles?

how about you chill

nvm all the comments from tall girls discussing how our height has contributed to eating disorders etc. nah it’s cool, we’ll just go “chill” over here.... and there too.... we tend to take up a lot of space. sorry ‘bout it.

Super-Professional.

Lots of people already don’t. It’s actually pretty understood in a number of places that you don’t involve the police because of what might happen to you as an innocent.

Because if you lay someone off they can’t sue you for wrongful termination. But to be laid off, means that that position is no longer available. If you fire someone, you have to have legal grounds for it (performance, violated conduct code, etc.). If you do not have legal grounds (as is claimed) and you replace their…

I find it very... weird how eager her parents are to do interviews and stuff

As a liberal, I can confirm that our favorite activity (besides buying lobster with food stamps and having abortions) is child molestation. My family has a reunion every year just to make sure we all get a shot.

“You better make sure you’ve got America’s collective boner in mind before you dare try to find happiness for yourself.”

You came out at 65, you’ve got another two years before you become invisible to society.”

Here’s your 23.5% wage cut. Enjoy.

I knew it was Turd Johnson immediately. What a dick. I hope Josie’s attorney files a civil suit.

It’s bad enough to spend thousands of dollars on designer dogs when there are countless sweet, wonderful, unbelievably adorable dogs being down in shelters every day, but supporting the miniature trend, which is straight-up animal abuse, is so much worse.

The parties to a contract are free to modify it at any time. A contract modification can be made orally, just like a contract.

Gotta stay sexy! Open mouthed and in the throes of something, always.

Mama June sucks, but she ain’t wrong.