Your local kittens need you! Every spring cats start going in to heat and getting knocked up all over the place. Moms and kittens and orphaned kittens all need foster homes before they can be adopted. Unweaned orphaned kittens need people to bottle feed them until they’re six to eight weeks old. Nationally, 70% of…

Jesus Christ. And people donated how much to the pizza bigots?

My friend’s dog has the same problem. Poor thing eats chickpeas and sweet potatoes (with a special vet made vitamin powder to balance out her nutritional needs), but she’s 14 and her liver is doing great!

Well, if they fought to the death, one could argue that we would all win.

Get in line sister. Stef is the original hate-fuck.

More of these manuals need to passed out to each high school boy, and a counter manual on how to deal with this bullshit is passed out to each high school girl. Anyone want to take a stab at a counter one for girls? I think that we should look to The Art of War as a outline base.

Bets on what district he’ll one day be the Republican Representative of? My money’s on somewhere in Texas.

Yeah, pets are tough. The grocery store does not understand why I have to know if the lettuce is romaine or not. I’m trying not to kill my turtle, dude.

No wonder their guacamole is so damned lame. Proper guacamole needs a FUCK TON of lime juice, and a similar FUCK TON of cilantro (haters to the left). Also sea salt, finely diced grape tomatoes, and a hefty dose of cumin (powder, not whole seeds).

this is bullshit, it doesn’t even mention the leading ingredient, “magic”

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Thank you for writing this and for sharing this person’s story. I hope this gets mainpaged on every website across the interwebs. My daughter has a serious allergy to tree nuts (as in her throat will swell shut and she could die) and a good fifty percent of the time, when asking the server about the ingredients of a…

Then you are missing out.

Love him! My 17 year old daughter wore a dress with spaghetti straps yesterday and when a school administrator told her to cover up she asked him if her shoulders were turning him on. She's a sassy thing and I love it.

The entire Greek system is pointless. Just shut them all down.

I don’t think Jesus would think highly of invoking the name of God in order to raise money to pay the State. But maybe they forgot to put ‘the crowdfunding of Jesus’s release’ into the New Testament.

I’d love to see Satan’s day planner.

“Khaleesi is coming to Westeros!” Was the best damn part.

Yeah, the E! bit makes me a bit nervous. But it’s likely Kris and/or Bruce will be a producer, and I’m sure they’ll make sure he’s represented (in the show and advertising) the way he wants to be.

I don’t want to make this about me but .. two days ago, I told someone off for using the word tran*y and was instead subjected to more transphobic commentary, and this was someone who I was close to, and I was coming out to them. I identify as genderqueer and this interview & along with what I had to go through two…