To paraphrase my Mom: A Prince should be useful AS WELL AS ornamental!!

*licks lips*

#NeverForgetPrinceHarrysButt

I mean, maybe, we don't have to completely forget about his butt.

LITERAL BEST MOM

You could actually see them turn into eight-year-old boys over the course of the segment. So good.

I wish every single pundit/politician on earth lived in fear of their mom calling them publicly on their shit.

The Encylopedia Brown remark made me spit my coffee. So, you regularly have dinner with the chief of police, and when he's onto a case he just can't crack, he'll take his notebook out of his breast pocket and let you have a whack at it? "But wait ... you said he wore a BLUE hat when he walked into the room! Case…

He proudly returned to his fellow Lords of the Flies and proclaimed, "Chuck E.'s a girl! And she's got tits like THIS!" making the (in)appropriate gesture most commonly associated with such a statement.

They didn't bake it, that was just a word used in this article. ***this happened in my hood, I'm not fact checking dog poop stories all willy nilly here

Taco Tuesday suddenly has a purpose.

"Under 25 preferred. Any older than that and you'll come with an attitude and blame me for your situation."

Because that would be actual science, and as far as I can tell, this guy only has a degree in being an asshole. His website talks a lot about how he's a conservationist, but doesn't mention any academics anywhere.

Fun fact, your body naturally produces formaldehyde and so there's already about 16 mg of formaldehyde in your blood.

Moral of the story: don't fuck with the Obama girls. Just don't do it.

Dear Elizabeth Lauten:

She's right. Look at this blatantly classless display of immodesty. I can almost see her wrist! Talk about dressing for a night out at the bar.

...I love how she blames it on the Ppresident and his wife not caring about their positions enough. Fuck you, lady.