Take back that blasphemy about boot cut jeans. I will FIGHT you.

I left work late tonight and as I sat in the parking lot waiting for my windows to de-fog, this phrase kept running through my mind, “a man’s face leering against my window in this rictus grin of terrible delight.”

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

I’m really squicked out about owning firearms, but even my reptile brain goes to “get a conceal and carry” Hillary.  

Danielle Outlaw is a female African-American police chief, recently transferred from Oakland, CA. After this bullshit, she went on the Lars Larson’s (conservative crackpot asshole) radio show to mock protestors (who showed up to counter-protest the Vancouver-based shithead racist Jody Gibson gang which includes Proud…

One of the people he interviewed is an anesthesiologist.

Holy f-ing sh*t, one of those nut bags is an Anesthesiologist (Josephine De Tar).

Even in the white suburbs they teach the gospel of “Talk shit, get hit.” I pity her nothing.

Hope he had his tactical pants on before he shit them.

We just had this conversation in ye olde Mac house. I told my beloved that I had zero intention of changing my name once we got hitched. I’ve spent 41 years associating this name with infamy and I’m not interested in undoing all that work to take his name (plus, stupid outdated custom and massive pain the in ass…

Meanwhile in Portland, OR, one of our City Council candidates says on video that she hasn’t received any institutional endorsements because she’s white.

I grew up in Valencia, worked at Magic Mountain (it’s basically compulsory to work there before you’re allowed to leave the Santa Clarita Valley), and have been to private events at Magic Mountain (my friends parents worked in industries where their companies would rent out the park and have special events—usually…

This is the least sexy porn I’ve ever seen.

In a change from the norm, this is the film where you’ll fast forward through the sex to get to the story.

Are you guys going to cover how he and his trolls went after the folks who’ve been questioning his scores for years?

Are you guys going to cover how he and his trolls went after the folks who’ve been questioning his scores for years?

She thought it was a new-timey word.

Stupidity + hubris = a helluva drug.

I’m over 30 and I’ve got all the rolls and bulges. I will continue to wear yoga pants and leggings until you pry them from my fat dimpled ass. Yoga pants and leggings FOREVER!

They fucking elected an actor and a reality show star to the highest g-d-damned office of the land. JFC.

I’d prefer chocolate, especially when the ring is that ugly and it comes with an obligation to Tommy Lee. Ugh.