The IRS can take whatever they want.

I had an outstanding balance with the IRS (when I was younger and thought ignoring correspondence and letting them endlessly keep my tax return money was a solid strategy) and despite whittling it down to $1200, they took my entire paycheck one pay period. Turns out the IRS can get…

According to this article and the original article on the AP, it was an issue of the manager refusing to enable subtitles/close captioning, not providing individual hearing devices, because it “wouldn’t be fair” the non-HOH folks.

It’s odd you missed that, possibly twice, and yet, still went full throttle into a…

She really should be ripping her manager (momager) a new one. I find it absurd and believable that Kendall wasn’t tapped in to how tone deaf this campaign was, but her manager should have had a clue and steered her appropriately. My guess is that sweet, sweet Pepsi cash and exposure was too sexy to pass up.

Pamela Anderson has been attracted to and enabled  the bottom of the barrel for quite some time now. Her greatest hits include: Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, Rick Salomon, and now this piece of sh*t.

Thank you so much for sharing your story with me. I’m grateful that you did and frustrated that you had to go through so much pain and suffering.

I’m fat and have come to a place of acceptance, more or less (depends on the day, but the scales tip towards acceptance most of the time). I’d like to chalk it up to living…

This times 100.

My aunt got gastric bypass and it’s been one fresh hell after another (infection, malnutrition, constant nausea, not being able to keep weight on—unrelated to the constant nausea, kidney stones, heart attack, osteoporosis, and they had to go in and resect her bowel again).

I have no judgment for folks…

A trip to Grocery Outlet gave me the horrifying knowledge that they make brownie batter hummus and snickerdoodle hummus. There’s a very good reason they wound up at Grocery Outlet, but I could have lived my entire life spared of the sight.

And blend that g-damned contouring. That shit looks ridiculous.

Bill Maher came to my campus when I was an undergrad to host a Politically Incorrect College Edition show. He was a combative asshole the entire night, mocking students who asked questions out of his comfort zone (I specifically remember him going after a girl who asked a question about the UN, he said she was high…

I think the most meaningful way to honor him would be to not shave your anything, throw on some Carharts and a bandanna, while menstruating, and read a book on his grave—that will make the mother f$cker spin.

Does that make gluten the enemy of the new Reich? Because Celiac disease is about the whitest affliction you can come up with. Master race, my ass, not when a good rye bread can take you down.

“Tall people problems” doesn’t come off as snarky and dismissive? What if we replaced tall with “fat” or “poor” or brown”? Would that help illustrate how this comes off to others?

It’s a fair question, why the snark?

I have a classmate in my MA program (bitch is 31 and not stupid) who looked really odd the last time I saw her. I asked her why her lips were so fucked up (they looked blue) and she admitted that she’d tried the Kylie Jenner lip/shot glass thing.

So clever guy, here’s the thing, a lot of us won’t.

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Bull sharks have effectively ruined ALL swimming in natural bodies of water for me.

Someone will need to check my Bible math on this, but isn’t fucking outside of marriage also a no-no in the Christian doctrine?

“Redditors responded in their usual measured way, shitting their pants and then trying to fling it at other people. They called her a Nazi. They uploaded photos of swastikas. They called her a cunt, a massive fucking cunt, a cunt who puts cheeseburgers in her vagina, and every other vagina-related insult you could…

Flipping you the bird as my AC hums happily in the background.