Bill Maher came to my campus when I was an undergrad to host a Politically Incorrect College Edition show. He was a combative asshole the entire night, mocking students who asked questions out of his comfort zone (I specifically remember him going after a girl who asked a question about the UN, he said she was high…

I think the most meaningful way to honor him would be to not shave your anything, throw on some Carharts and a bandanna, while menstruating, and read a book on his grave—that will make the mother f$cker spin.

Does that make gluten the enemy of the new Reich? Because Celiac disease is about the whitest affliction you can come up with. Master race, my ass, not when a good rye bread can take you down.

“Tall people problems” doesn’t come off as snarky and dismissive? What if we replaced tall with “fat” or “poor” or brown”? Would that help illustrate how this comes off to others?

It’s a fair question, why the snark?

I have a classmate in my MA program (bitch is 31 and not stupid) who looked really odd the last time I saw her. I asked her why her lips were so fucked up (they looked blue) and she admitted that she’d tried the Kylie Jenner lip/shot glass thing.

So clever guy, here’s the thing, a lot of us won’t.

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Bull sharks have effectively ruined ALL swimming in natural bodies of water for me.

Someone will need to check my Bible math on this, but isn’t fucking outside of marriage also a no-no in the Christian doctrine?

“Redditors responded in their usual measured way, shitting their pants and then trying to fling it at other people. They called her a Nazi. They uploaded photos of swastikas. They called her a cunt, a massive fucking cunt, a cunt who puts cheeseburgers in her vagina, and every other vagina-related insult you could…

Flipping you the bird as my AC hums happily in the background.

Okay, fair enough. :)

Eh, my understanding is that it’s a laziness thing because most dresses and skirts don’t go above the knee. Hell, I turned my sister on to knee socks so that she wouldn’t have to shave below the knee. I suppose it goes without saying that we’re not a manicure/makeup/laser hair removal kind of gang.

My understanding is that they shaved their heads (and sometimes daubed tar on them) as a widely recognized symbol of their crimes. They also did this to the men who worked in German factories. What the French did and what this father did are messed up, but it’s not an apples to apples comparison.

Oh Josh, I have no doubt that two inches more would be great. So, so, so, so great.

It’s a cold, cold comfort, but it gives me some solace to know that Chuckie is one of the unhappiest, loneliness dudes in the world. You don’t act like this if you’ve got a shred of joy in your life.

That said, sue the fucker.

I’m a white lady with a CPAP, and I NEVER get pulled over for extra screening, so I’m going to guess it’s got more to do with your husband’s skin color and beard (which is totally f*&ked).

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