I have professional comedian friends and I'm happy to say that this is already all over the community and they are responding with disgust and anger and are calling this d-bag out on his cowardly bullshit.

I'm feeling a little old as I don't know a single song on the posted playlist.

I didn't think that they dismembered bodies during an autopsy—cut open yes, but parted out, no. Am I wrong?

This wasn't an object, it was a person. Or more horrifyingly, part of a person (meaning they dismembered her). Wtf?

I'm having a difficult time metabolizing the outrage over the sororities telling these women what they can and can't wear, especially in the service of trying to move the organization forward into the 21st century. I mean, are these not the exact same organizations that dictate what shades of aqua, hairstyles, and…

Burn it all to the ground.

I had to work with Tippi on a celebrity charity event—she is not a nice human.

I think if you take it in that spirit, you're all good.

Those ears!!!!

Hey, the heart wants what the heart wants. I have a perfectly adorable and sweet 4 month niece, who I met, kissed on the head, and walked right past to greet my parents' dogs. The important thing is that you take responsibility for what you love. I'm a great pet parent. I can't imagine being a people parent.

The best instant karma was when my dog decided to go for broke and climbed on the dining room table to grab a big bag full of dried liver treats. The bad news is, he got them and chewed through the bag. The good news is, he was the smallest dog at the house and didn't get any of them (as my parents' dogs ate all the…

My picky eater is an accomplished thief. His greatest score was swiping a line of really expensive salami off a charcuterie plate. We were too impressed with his stealth moves and appreciation of fine cured meats to go after him.
Other greatest hits involve dragging a chicken breast across my laptop, eating my…

Ayup, as I recall the Consumerist or Consumer Reports sent the same dog's DNA to multiple labs and got back totally different reports from each. I think the issue is that they aren't regulated and I'm told that you can't really successfully tease out breed information from DNA.

Le Not So Skinny

I have one dog who's naturally thin and another who's never been overweight (but has been told, at different points in his life, not to gain more weight). They appear to come with the tendency to eat/not eat or stay thin/bulk up as both are fed the same way and get the same level of indulgence.

Mr. Fusspot is looking dapper. Roll on little dude!

Is there anyone in this guy's life who tells him no? Anyone?

In Portland, OR. Where we had this menu (fried chicken for Black History Month) at our federal building cafeteria.

I grew up in Los Angeles so I could be wrong, but I thought black ice was impossible to see anyways, hence the term black ice? The mention of the other truck seems extraneous to me—a way to deflect blame when blame really shouldn't be an issue?