Ah yes, the "you should be flattered" talk. I remember being mistaken for a hooker on the Vegas strip. It's a long story, I was 18, a nanny, in college, and only had the later part of the evening to explore the strip (11PM) and was wearing jeans, Birkenstocks and my college sweatshirt. (super sex worker gear,…

Kind of disappointed in his ice cream selections—there's a world of rando flavors at Salt and Straw, he played it awfully safe.

Ah, I thought this said "Shopping for a new asshole?" to which I would reply, we've already got Dr. Oz.

But smart and cute. If they made this stuff in plus sizes (which they do not), I'd be allll over it. Yoga dress pants? Skorts with a pocket? Sign me up!

Although I agree with most of your post, I want to point out that DVM/VMDs don't perform all euthanasia in the US. There are a number of shelter workers (who are not vets) who have to perform this dark deed.

This sounds like the what if-what if-what if scenarios that are driving the public health officials bonkers. For your scenario to be possible, we have to make the jump to believe that the virus is jumping from canine to primate (not primate to primate). If this is the case, we also have to make the jump that…

Muzzle, fixed it for you.

The fuck? Why can't they just quarantine the dog for the 21 days and let the damned thing live?

One, can we drop the term "wife beater" for a tank top? It's a deeply classist and f-ed up name for a piece of clothing, especially on a feminist blog.

You win the internets today.

Or a lady boner. A HUGE lady boner.

I'd eat this, oh yes, I would.

Scottish Folds are essentially dogs in terms of temperament.

Am I the only one who's disappointed she didn't throw in a "lesbian shit-ass?"

My mom and this woman clearly took the same parenting classes. Once when my much younger sister tried to slide out of her highchair and got stuck (because of her huge head), my mom only helped her out AFTER she got pictures. Guess what wound up on Kara's "All About Me" poster for grade school? Yep, that…

Why does a 20 year old have a life coach?

I've been encouraged to do EMDR but I broke up with that therapist before we started. Has it worked for you?

While I'm enjoying the scruffy, I feel compelled to show off my own little wayward dogs.

I've hated this guy since he left his pregnant girlfriend to hook up with a supermodel.

Who knew this would kill a lady boner?