Teddy is always telling that b*tch to step off his noms. It's a holiday tradition at this point.

She's stunning. However, here's my question, is Guess still relevant in fashion (high or low) as a brand?

Really? I haven't tasted urine, but I'm pretty sure that's the flavor that Coconut water is trying to approximate.

My dog loves pineapple and any sort of melon he can get his tiny paws on. Not so into strawberries though.

Craig Fergueson?

Here, here! I am so impressed he was honest about his feelings. So many parents go through this and feel too ashamed to admit that bonding is a process.

Had to look him up myself...he's a third rate actor who has had minor roles in second rate movies. Clearly the voice of a generation.

I'm sorry, who the f$@k is Kevin Hart?

Amen!

Um, my lady boner for Charlie Hunnam is pretty damned excited too. I don't give a flying frack about 50 Shades of Grey, but I do welcome any sexy sexy screen time with this gentleman. Rawr!

This may sound naive, but aren't most funerals covered by life insurance? If someone doesn't have it, there's usually a low-cost cremation option available through the county (although I know for a fact this is not always the case). If a veteran dies, I know that the VA reimburses some funeral expenses.

Girl, you can find opera gloves for less than $10 in San Francisco or the East Bay. It's pretty easy to go glam on the cheap in those parts.

Without any sarcasm, I'm just glad to see that she appears to be sober and "with it" without feeling the need to dissolve into a purring sex kitten. This is the first interview I've seen where she seems almost like a normal teenage girl.

I KNOW! Apparently I've been slacking on finding really attractive friends. Oh yes, and on being that really attractive friend.

And I hate you. I take solace in not living in NC though.

However, I would be TOTALLY on board if the wrestling team decided to represent on their match days.

I pay 33% of my income in rent. That statistic is bunk unless you're living in your parents' basement and kicking them your beer money.

But how in the world would you prove that?

Nah, I read this and said aloud, "Laura Prepon, you are dead to me!"

Hate to stomp on your broken heart, but Jenna Elfman is one of the more publicly batsh*t ones. http://www.tmz.com/2006/06/13/whe…