Hell, I'm vying to sheathe Jon Hamm's manhood.

If talking about my dog is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Yeah, when my dog shows me teeth, it's not because he's a happy camper. It's not cute, it's a request for space.

THANK YOU! Key words being private organization. Also apparently missed by phlee, these boys, by virtue of belonging to the chapter, have agreed to certain standards of conduct. It is the violation of these standards of conduct (contracted agreement between two private parties) that probably got their suspension in…

Here's some fun information on shenanigans of the Providence (Portland) variety. The Rose City Resource Guide is really the go-to source for services for the poor (it includes information on shelters, mental health, medical services, etc.) but Providence refuses to carry it because it references Planned Parenthood…

Actually, depending on which translation of the Bible you prefer (because that shit does come in flavors), there's a verse in Exodus 21:22 that differentiates the unborn from the born. If a man causes a woman to miscarry, it's a fine. That seems to spell it out to me (although, I would not use the Bible as my public…

Lindy, I will marry you because I LOVE this.

I love you.

Yeah, my old roommate pulled that bullshit line with our co-workers (we lived and worked together) in an attempt to get her to try the fast. I had to VOCALLY dispell the myth that she was floating on a golden cloud of detoxifying carrot juice and reveal that she had been an insufferable moody bitch the entire duration…

This smells of bullshit. It's not the pro-choice MO and it makes for a lot of sympathetic press. I'd like to see how the investigation shakes out in the coming weeks.

Amen!

I wouldn't let my baby to that because taking food out of a dog's mouth is ALWAYS a bad idea, even if that dog is a Pug. This could have been a very bad situation with the baby being bitten and the dog being punished all because the parent thought it was cute. Irresponsible.

I'm going to bet cold hard cash that Michigan legislators have compared other legislative actions that they were against to rape and guarantee they weren't censured.

Whenever this 35 year old feels sad about the withering of her still unconvinced ovaries, I think of all my classmates who are on their third marriage and/or fifth kid and breathe a sigh of relief.

That was my reaction EXACTLY! Plus, if you're going to be a doctor and constantly pulling gloves on and off, a Jlo bagillionty carat ring isn't really going to work in your daily life.

I appreciate that the dog wants NO part of those shenanigans.

And speaking of bullshit, has this entire country forgotten that abortion is a LEGAL procedure? Kee-rist!

Eh, if you're 18 and still in high school (which is a normal age to graduate), I think you still need your mom or another parent.

I had both the gas and the IV for my impacted wisdom teeth and I didn't act this goofy. However, I did have surgery on my ass and was put under light sedation with the addition of the I-can't-rememeber-its-name-magic-memory-eraser drug(Versed?) and I was hilariously high when I came out from under it. I kept…

Um. sex trafficked underage girls in the US go to jail all the time.