I have a roommate who enjoys this sort of torture in the name of "health" (i.e. fad diet). She's also the genius who won't take Advil when she's pregnant but will smoke all kinds of pot. I heart cognitive dissonance.

"I do NOT apologize in advance if I offend you with my unusual erotic beauty" quoth the tattooed dude.

I grew up in the Santa Clarita Valley and Bobby Trendy was the pied piper of all the cross-dressing boys in my community. He'd take them to Melrose and teach them how to wave their freak flag stylishly. :) Glad to see he's still rocking it.

Hmm, this reminds me of the question, "I understand why pimps need hos, but I can't understand why hos need pimps."

@bluesbelle: Such a lovely little guy. So happy he got his happily ever after.

Since when is being a douchebag a medical condition? This is yet another abuse.

All of the videos are now "unavailable." :(

Hmm, I suppose my parents were more like UPS parents—drop, deliver and run. My step-dad booked exactly 14 hours to take me to college in Colorado (I was from Los Angeles). Once my things were dropped off at the dorm and my bicycle was pruchased, he flew back to LA and was left to fend for myself. This effectively…

Seriously, hair removal is already a full time job, and now they want me to make it sparkle? F*ck that noise.

Um, OMFG, you are gorgeous. In the immortal words of the intarwebs, "Haters gonna hate." YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!

@lauramac1976: And that should be mothers. D'oh.

*sigh* I had the unique pleasure to sit in front of one of these mother's this weekend. She thought a 9PM Documentary in Cemetery was an acceptable place to bring her very tired and very noisy toddler.

I'm thinking a little country justice is in order here.

Why do people continue to f*ck lawyers? It just encourages this sh*t.

A-fuck*ng-men Amanda!

Come to Portland, OR where these concerns are entirely moot.

Hello, Beezus was a bi-atch. Hence the reason I use Beezus as a replacement for said slur.

I'm apathetic about most conventional bad behavior—you can smoke, drink, party and whore to your heart's delight and I will happily wave you on with a half-hearted wave and a distracted smile. On the average, I could truly give a shit.

Brothers from another mother: Nick Nolte and Peanut.

The faux sunglasses on the bebehs? Can someone help me understand?