And we have a WINNER! Is there some sort of prize for the douchiest douchebag of Crap Email From a Guy?

OMG, we have a "Promise Statue" in the house. Must seek out naughty uses stat!

I've actually based all of my career choices on not having to wear pantyhose.

This looks like another case for Dontdatehimgirl.com, which, second to "Crap Email from a Dude" is the best revenge.

Ha! Mentioning Ayn Rand is one of the big three ways to send me running, screaming, and effectively ensuring that I will never, ever f*ck you. Ever.

After two tumultous years, one abortion, and that slow sad process of falling out of love with one another (while still dating), my ex and I called it quits. Six months later, he was engaged and two months after that, married. I was devastated, not because I still loved him, not because I had any illusions as to what…

I had a friend who was a PA on one of Mischa's commercials. When lunchtime rolled around, said friend asked Mdme. Mischa if she wanted anything from Kraft Services. Mishcha flipped her hair, cracked open a Sugar Free Red Bull and replied, "Lunch is for fat people." I can only imagine how pleasant the OC set must have…

@stylequeen Oh my goodness, details please!

Can we get an example of why Zach Braff is a douchebag beyond the oft quoted "he is a world-renowned douchebag"? I want actual proof or at least vaguely plausible salacious gossip to that end!

Unfortunately, my household stumbled across this true crime trainwreck. Our conclusion? Homeboy probably slipped her a roofie and either by allergy or overdose, she died. Tragic.

Ah, nothing like the smell of steroids and shrunken testicles in the morning. Methinks I know why someone is so fantastically cranky.