After two tumultous years, one abortion, and that slow sad process of falling out of love with one another (while still dating), my ex and I called it quits. Six months later, he was engaged and two months after that, married. I was devastated, not because I still loved him, not because I had any illusions as to what…

I had a friend who was a PA on one of Mischa's commercials. When lunchtime rolled around, said friend asked Mdme. Mischa if she wanted anything from Kraft Services. Mishcha flipped her hair, cracked open a Sugar Free Red Bull and replied, "Lunch is for fat people." I can only imagine how pleasant the OC set must have…

@stylequeen Oh my goodness, details please!

Can we get an example of why Zach Braff is a douchebag beyond the oft quoted "he is a world-renowned douchebag"? I want actual proof or at least vaguely plausible salacious gossip to that end!

Unfortunately, my household stumbled across this true crime trainwreck. Our conclusion? Homeboy probably slipped her a roofie and either by allergy or overdose, she died. Tragic.

Ah, nothing like the smell of steroids and shrunken testicles in the morning. Methinks I know why someone is so fantastically cranky.