No, they've got it right. I'm a white woman dating a black man, and I'd prefer to see you beat to death with a bat.

Sometimes I wish I could trade places with one of you. I'd give anything to believe as strongly as you do that "pointing out differences between sexes" is just saying the truth, man, instead of finding a new way to say an old thing.

Wow, you really are appalling, aren't you? You honestly can't see the difference between "this is my body, I do what I want with it" and "You can do anything to women if you're famous/I don't even wait [to see if they want it], I just start kissing them"? You're sitting here and telling me you can't tell the…

Adam Lanza's mother was far right, he lived with her, was cut off from the world for the most part, she was the one who trained him and left guns accessible to him. They were both parishioners at St. Rose of Lima Roman Catholic Church in Newtown. His father was Peter, a non churchgoing leftie, and was estranged from…

"I'm going to troll these guys to somehow prove them wrong, even if I have to side with violent Nazis who just killed people to do it. Hell, I'll troll them even if I have to side with spambots!" I mean, it's darkly hilarious, but still pretty funny.

"I mean, what about those poor people who don't think you should live and are about to drive their car into you, why don't they have a right to their opinion?"

"you are all a bunch of mindless hypocrites"

This is the funniest misunderstanding ever. This is why we have internet arguments - you feel the need to do "whataboutisms" for a bot.