Right, but I don’t think his support should be met with disapproval or frustration. It takes teamwork to change ingrained inequality like this.

We all know who’s behind this latest attempt to smear Olivia’s name...

“He keeps saying shit like, “but you still love me, right.”

Important Male Opinions are important, don’t you know? Now, thankfully, I know that I shouldn’t cut off my hair, because doing do would exclude me as possible spank material for OP, and he might “have a problem with that.” Goodness knows what I would do if I wasn’t doing everything in my power to be optimally…

I think we should fence in MA and secure our airports, lest we let anymore cray in.

I don’t know Wayward Pines, but it’s on the list now.

My friends I am so happy SnS has arrived. I found this earlier today and I have been waiting all day to share it with my good Jeaebel friends. What we have here is the Republican Presidental Debate as done by the good folks at Bad Lip Reading. I knew you all would appreciate this so enjoy. Ben Carson steals the show…

Not that he would do it, but I don’t think anybody would bat an eye if John Stamos stepped in to play a much younger Uncle Jesse again.

I hope this show ends with Sweeten in a scary meth den. THE END.

Which one of the guys was supposed to be the hot one? Because they’re all giving off this very Josh Duggar-like vibe. Ew. Ew ew ew ew ew.

I know what I’m doing tonight...

To let a few speeches stop anyone from getting out there is silly. So they’re old and want to wave around their credentials. Humour them and then get on with the business at hand. If you’re there for a bigger issue it’s time to set aside the petty shit.

I don’t know. Maybe he’s a talker? Maybe if she stopped and said something he would have engaged her in a forty minute conversation about his back moles. Maybe she was in a bad mood. Maybe we should stop demanding that women be nice 100% of the time.

I would rather we all drink STRAIGHT Class IV caramel coloring than give this victory to the fucking Food Babe. Goddamnit...

For example.

he better not. i am not rushing home for that man to attempt sense and composure.

Daniel Tiger is a Mister Rogers spin-off (it’s animated), so it might give you some nostalgia feels too. (Bonus fun facts: Lady Elaine is married to Music Man Stan and has a biracial daughter and Henrietta Pussycat is a single mother.)

My kid is afraid of Cookie Monster and refuses to watch the Street. It’s horrible.

My child will literally only binge watch Daniel Tiger. You try to put Sesame Street on and he screams NOOOOO I WANT DANIEL TIGER!!!! He’s kept this up for over a year. Nothing but Daniel Tiger on Netflix. Thank god they just added the first half of the second season.