Not that he would do it, but I don’t think anybody would bat an eye if John Stamos stepped in to play a much younger Uncle Jesse again.

I hope this show ends with Sweeten in a scary meth den. THE END.

Which one of the guys was supposed to be the hot one? Because they’re all giving off this very Josh Duggar-like vibe. Ew. Ew ew ew ew ew.

I know what I’m doing tonight...

To let a few speeches stop anyone from getting out there is silly. So they’re old and want to wave around their credentials. Humour them and then get on with the business at hand. If you’re there for a bigger issue it’s time to set aside the petty shit.

I don’t know. Maybe he’s a talker? Maybe if she stopped and said something he would have engaged her in a forty minute conversation about his back moles. Maybe she was in a bad mood. Maybe we should stop demanding that women be nice 100% of the time.

I would rather we all drink STRAIGHT Class IV caramel coloring than give this victory to the fucking Food Babe. Goddamnit...

For example.

he better not. i am not rushing home for that man to attempt sense and composure.

Daniel Tiger is a Mister Rogers spin-off (it’s animated), so it might give you some nostalgia feels too. (Bonus fun facts: Lady Elaine is married to Music Man Stan and has a biracial daughter and Henrietta Pussycat is a single mother.)

My kid is afraid of Cookie Monster and refuses to watch the Street. It’s horrible.

My child will literally only binge watch Daniel Tiger. You try to put Sesame Street on and he screams NOOOOO I WANT DANIEL TIGER!!!! He’s kept this up for over a year. Nothing but Daniel Tiger on Netflix. Thank god they just added the first half of the second season.

How to start your day like Mocena:

You can tell that Amy (or someone else heavily involved in this) was a big FNL fan. They nailed so many of the details, from the opening credits on. That Tami Taylor arm-wave at the beginning just killed me.

Ok, but I disagree slightly. I knew a lot of people growing up who were going to stick around and make things better by never leaving home. Grand, except that they didn’t really make much a difference. Instead, they just gradually grew more conservative as they grew older. The people who make the most difference to…

My father retired as a colonel in the marine corp after 26 years and four wars. I have lived in virginia, missouri, new jersey, california, hawaii, baltimore, dubai, and shanghai. I miss and love all the places I can remember. But Baltimore, the first place I CHOSE to live will forever remain in my heart. Natty Boh…

Marget Atwood once recalled that when she asked a male friend why men feel threatened by women, he answered, "They are afraid women will laugh at them." When she asked a group of women why they feel threatened by men, they said, "We're afraid of being killed."