Let me preface this by saying Melania deserves none of our sympathy for marrying into and supporting this racist family.

If she divorced him, she might lose custody of her son—haven’t we read that President Business is a vindictive motherfucker? He may not give a shit about his own kid (until he reaches the age of 18), but he’d probably want nothing more than to get back at the wife who spurned him. And I have zero doubts that he’d be…

This is probably the first time that Donald Trump has been associated with “making your panties wet”.

I know where he’s hiding his tax returns!

I’ve spent an unreasonable amount of time today thinking and reading about the spray painted yam and possible Alzheimer’s. It’s not really a choice between dementia, mental illness or just being a world class asshole, it could be all three. However, I unfortunately now have first hand experience with seeing someone go…

His hand is not what she’s getting paid to hold.

Three things: First, I’m glad he lived long enough to be kicked out of Fox, but not long enough to enjoy his severance package. Second, if the outside hatred is what killed him, then hooray for us. Third,

“Dynasty’s old audience is really old now...” 

When I think of a reboot, I think WATERGATE, bitches!

Only way I am watching is if those Moldova gunmen from back in the day make an appearance and give these people what they deserve.

I’m still trying to resolve issues stemming from my Love Boat addiction.

My friends wanted to go see Britney at the Jingle Bash in Chicago for their (December) birthday. DNCE played a cover of “Wannabe”, which they dedicated to “all the moms in the audience” and I realized that I’m older than time itself. Also though, it was a fun cover.

That’s like the best verse Nicki’s put out in a while.

“We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So (you) won’t be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it’ll just work itself out naturally.”

If people want to stay and help out, we’re of course willing to do that.

Oh, so you’re not going to pay me and let me stay on in an unpaid role?

“We’re not asking anyone to remain employed. We’re saying that we can no longer continue payroll, so we understand if that means you’re leaving the company. If people want to stay and help out, we’re of course willing to do that.”

I think a lot of this is very relevant to the typically-functioning teen, and a very good and even-handed evaluation of the way the series fails its audience.