It's how wingnut welfare works.

And Kasich is an extremist nutbag, too. He just has a modicum of self control.

The clothes! The amazing wardrobe. God I love that show.

I like the video game analogy but I think calling it “easy mode” is unwise. Even on “easy mode” I die a bit before figuring out the boss fights. But I know that patience and a little persistence will pay off - I will win eventually. Whereas on hell mode, random shit can just kill you dead in an exciting new way every…

My mom tests positive for TB because she drank raw milk as a child. Since she was a nurse, she frequently had to do the extra screening as a result. Still better than having TB.

Conveniently, you don’t even have to be a citizen to sign up for US military service, nor does serving honorably guarantee citizenship. Winning!

I feel like there is a movie I want to see in this vignette.

I saw Hateful 8 last night. Your assessment is accurate.

It is likely connected, because the metal-enriched water is a hospitable environment for the Legionnaires bacteria.

Wait till you hit 40. It is astounding how people will assume you are worthless. I don't mean physically, because obviously. I have found that the older I get the less my ideas and opinions are worth, even though I am much better at formulating them now!

Yeah but fuck it, you didn't want to go to those places anyhow.

Yes, I have had to exfoliate my lips to use the white one. The red (clove?) does not do this, though.

Same. I like the smell of it though.

Hello, me! How are we today?

I am your age and agree with your contention. All fabrics were terrible, and the holy shit obnoxious patterns and colors have always been a fixture, especially in springtime. It has always appeared to me to be unsubtle shaming. If you could find a swimsuit it was black, blue, or grandmas sofa.

Lies, he for promoted to the big boy party this time, but he has to bring the keg.

That is amazing. You are amazing. I am sad I didn't get to try this genuine fairy tale meal.

Isn’t the store’s tag line the creed of Zoroastrianism? This is all so peculiar.

How many survived trips to win a t-shirt?

Manson was a charming mofo, so your gut instinct gets spun and it feels right to empathize with him. The Averys are charmless and unsympathetic, so you are kind of left with the facts, and the facts are enraging.