I think you’re onto something with the therapist. No way is therapy his only function this season.

When Ivy asked Pedro to check on Ally, they said something about bringing her a few things, and I swear I saw him put some salt and pepper shakers in the box he was later carrying when Ally shot him.

Billy Eichner being in this (which for some reason wasn’t worth mentioning in any of the promotional material?!) almost makes me want to watch this...almost

Euron’s exit was a little too fast to be believable. Along with Clegane Bowl, it looks like we will have a Greyjoy Bowl.

Euron also left because he just remembered that Sak’s of Westores was having a big sell he want’s to stock up on Mac eyeliner.

I will remember his last words forever: “I gurgle gurgle...”

Yes, Jaimie is with the good guys now!

Oh man, when Mounstainstein flinched after Cersei’s nod, I gasped.

It was definitely the best episode of the season. (Almost) None of the magical teleporting or pacing issues, and loads of character development. Couple of genuinely shocking moments as well. I really thought Jaime was going to get Mountain-ed.

Pure speculation on my part, but I don’t think the Night King has been marching toward the Wall yet. I think he has been marching back and forth, gathering his forces and waiting for winter to fully come.

I love Taylor Swift. Red is a great album. Speak Now is a great album. 1989 is a good album. This? This is bad. It’s almost ok. And then oh dear God that shite excuse for a chorus kicks in and it’s all over.

Lena Dunham.

Jokers, yes. Smokers, no. Midnight tokers are okay, though.

The seating is: Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right.