Don't mean to rain on your parade, but this is obviously alchemy.

Crimea's Attorney General is the Female Titan.

I see where you're coming from but it doesn't really have anything to do with her being an (attractive) woman, drawing cutesy fanart of serious political figures is somewhat of a meme in itself.

Not pictured: scores of dead innocent bystanders.

Still did a better job at beating the league than Ash.

That said, f.lux is a godsend.

They should just call it "attack on your arteries"

One time I tried to clean my ears with a flaming Q Tip.

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"A Fan-Fiction novel based on the video game series. Chronologically following the events of Twilight Princess..."

One review says "its grate!"

It's crazy that Amazon doesn't already have your credit card info.

...After some very foolish wastes of time and sanity in my younger years, I have landed upon my current policy of "no reading fanfic, even if a bunch of strangers sweeeeear it's good." Because fanfic is never good.

Can't even get a cup of coffee without being offered a damn contract.

Screaming at a Nintendo game is one of gaming's oldest and most cherished traditions.

I was on an airplane when I got to that part, sitting in the middle of a 4 sits row with complete strangers. I recall being silent for a few seconds thinking "are they serious?", before I tried to just blow close into the mic hoping that that sound would be enough.

I'm pretty sure there are a bunch of apps and games for which that is not true. You could certainly transfer it from iPhone to iPhone if necessary, but some games have to be purchased again to get the iPad version, do they not? Or have they done away with that?

I'm happy you feel that way!