Sweet summer child, Halo 2 was 14 years ago. The ways of companies tracking things and figuring out where this came from, who has it, etc. are infinitely more robust now. Banhammer is activated.

I'd like to add a new Armored Core to that list.

Dd you not apply for the Newtype program?

I have THIS EXACT SAME PROBLEM.

The correct choice. However I do like that Eevee is essentially Team Rocket version. Who is TRULY the evil one here Fahey?!

Tampa: we can't cook eggs on the sidewalk! Also: strippers.

Pro-tip: Always bring a little flask of goat blood to smear on the bible. Now I can seance in peace with no pesky angels floating around!

Somehow, someway It’s possible to care about two things at once! Leave your weak false equivalency at the door.

Sooooo...fuck off?

I only ever take shits in the south of france. Monte Carlo Special.

I think you do you was what he was getting at a bit clumsily.

I love Kemba and I hate the Hornets for relying on him, but love it when it works.

Running a Titan with Actium War Rig, Sweet Business, and Uriels Gift is a highly underrated and illegal sexual act.

“Bide your time and hold out hope.”

And one of those 5 being:

Drew Magary is a Jet now?

The clan I am in was far too squishy to compete in the raid even though they tried. But good lord, 18+ hours for a first completion is insane.

Destiny, a game where lapsed players download a 35GB patch to play the 7.5GB patch.

Its an old comic from 2013 but I would be more than ok with a hd collection of Brave Fencer 1 and Wait They Made A Sequel?! 2