#staytruetoyoself

Wuigi sounds like someone that failed to make the cut in the Wu-Tang Clan by trying way too hard.

Yeah but its not like they have been RUSHING to get this out since 2013 or anything...

Its gotten to the edge of the Honda NSX Zone. The one in which I stop caring because my little hype heart can only take so much.

I’ve always likened Gran Turismo to a museum; sterile but full of knowledge and beautiful works of art.

Fitting... https://twitter.com/realGollumTrump?s=09

The good ol’ Kotaku farm upstate!

*pushes up entomologist glasses

So did they imprison Ethan in a magical flask while you gather enough sacrifices to make philosopher stones?

Next there will be a tariff on towels.

Like laying charges in court.

The only way I pay $18 for a pizza is when it comes from the little shop down the road in a box that took the lives of so many trees I feel guilty.

Obligatory.

I would say I was being sardonic but after that article on DK “history” and jumping down the rabbit hole, I generally now care. Let’s enjoy different things together!

But how will this change the timelines and lore from the Great Ape War?!?!

Isn’t it a felony to disobey an order from a flight attendant?

Jesus...

Truly this is the greatest article I have red in a long while.

Why did I also have to watch a 7 minute Kevin Hart and Rob Riggle buddy cop movie?

-1 for not using the title: “The Donkey Kong Timeline Is Truly Bananas”