I just came up with a great idea for a game that totally has nothing to do with what you just said.......

But we had tanks in the field and boats in the water in Vietnam too. The tanks were forgettable sure but how do you forget the PT boats?

We all do my friend... we all do.

I said it, and now it's the law. That's how the law works.

One of the only times I would post this:

Oh gods... I need this... I don't even have money for groceries though... Who wants to buy a kidney?

Agreed.
My sister isn't even new to games and when I watch her try to play an FPS it's just painful.

I hate it so far. You're fired!

I have no idea if that Star Wars quote at the end is this guy's email signature, or if he just thought that would be the perfect zinger to end his scathing rant with.

In these parts we use Doritos. A raw potato needs to be refined into a chip before it works at its maximum potential.

this is also what hackers look like on CSI

That looks to be heavily inspired by Homeworld's Taiidan Corvette

someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.

...not all man holes are always covered

His point seems to be "I've seen better, but I didn't care enough to provide any photographic evidence that I've seen better so just take my word on it".

they should have let RDJ play both parts...

And why is that, oh mighty bringer of caps lock?