*gasp* Oh my goodness, won’t someone PLEASE think of the children??

So just play the game. Got it.

“alleged”

From commenting on whatever part of Gizmodo this is? Who gives a shit? You’re still a pretty lousy “journalist”.

Try not being terrible at your job.

Oh, fuck off.

Fuck the shootout in situations like this.

I’ll allow it. Fuck Hank.

Isn’t SSB Melee for game cube worth quite a bit, too?

Soccer is a fucking terrible “sport”.

Well I guess it’s a good thing no one in that article was speaking Korean, huh?

Things I think of when I hear the word posse (in no particular order)

Do us all a favor and kill yourself.

Classic zinger, dude. You really got me.

Yeah, I know how hockey works thanks. That doesn’t change the fact that if Sid were playing right now Phil would be a third liner. Where he normally plays on the team. Follow along.

Phil is a third-liner on the Pens, normally.

Somewhere on Deadspin, some unfunny commenter uses an old joke that has been run into the ground.