You can always tell the people who picked up their Looney Tunes fandom from boardwalk t-shirts circa 1995.

“Five minutes before the fight, God gave us a sign that something ugly was about to happen.”

The Last Jedi: Still better than the prequels.

No, if they were sending their best we'd probably make the WC. 

Goddamn that’s cold. And apropos.

Typical America, separating minority children from their mothers.

76ers?

Don’t!

You aren’t missing anything, these Sceptre TVs are trash. 

You aren’t missing anything, these Sceptre TVs are trash. 

No one LEAPS like Gaston!

If the ref sees a dive, they should confirm it on video replay, then red card the diver. That’s the only way this shit will end.

Well Barry if you ask anybody in the Philadelphia area the 2020 Phillies will include both Machado and Trout, and go 162-0.

He wasn’t affecting the play, so he’s not going to get whistled for that.

LeBron is staying in Cleveland and Lue will never realize his dream of actually coaching an NBA team.

Finally - an adequate reason for soccer players to be laying about in pain....

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.

Marc-André Fleury is also guaranteeing that the Golden Knights will not be visiting the White House either.

First up, you’re incorrect.

Does Sprite taste like Coke?

Gabe Kapler was later ejected after the pug defecated on the infield, with Kapler heard yelling, “NO! I SAID SHIFT!”