Every morning when I ritually sacrifice a goat to Mother Hecate, I make a little prayer that one day she’ll write a tell-all in order to provide income for herself after she got nothing from the divorce because he was too vengeful to even consider paying her off for an NDA.

That’s some good trolling.

At what point will his lies start to matter? I’ll just be over here, waiting patiently.

LOL at least there is an obvious answer to which bathroom she should use. The Republicans will never find a healthcare replacement because it doesn’t exist.

The haircut itself looks fine... but... it’s rapidly becoming one of those red flags to stay away from the dude.

Oh it’s the Black Mirror guy! I knew he looked familiar.

If I were ever to become a supervillain, my evil plan would involve stealing wax sculptures from Madame Tussauds and putting them in people’s bedrooms while they sleep.

We have the technology.

Beard. Flowers.

The Greeks knew what was up.

I guess the 2nd amendment only protects children and teachers. And gays in nightclubs. If only they were armed, they wouldn’t be in danger any more.

It’s a preview of her follow-up to California Gurls called California Houses.

This is a good point!

I’ve not followed professional gaming at all. What are the youths even up to these days? I’m counting on you guys to help me stay in touch!

There’s a lot to like here, but please put away those Halloween muppet Uggs.

Recognition was the wrong word. I should have said something in the vein of retaining artistic license.

GOP: Keep government local except sometimes.

I snort-laughed. OH THE HUMANITY.

I’ve found plenty of people here willing to discuss this as adults, but hyperbole will be responded to with hyperbole. There is no such thing as PC reeducation camps. 99% of comedy out there is not berating conservatives.

I doubt they’ll be playing catcher.