It’s like Schrodinger’s cat, both fake and real at the same time.

Laughing to keep from crying?

I feel like a broken record, but at what point will people realize what they’re seeing?

more like Jared Leto as the Joker, clearly I’m a masochist

The white, non-muslim ones are fine, remember?

Blech thanks for that mental image.

C’mon back. We won’t do anything. Pinky swear.

Yep, some people enjoy that experience. I’d rather sit on my couch like a lump and watch Netflix. And also save my money.

She could win, but I don’t have enough faith in America for a hands down victory. Not yet, anyway.

You’re forgetting heart. Heart elephants are the best elephants.

I mean, we need to make sure we have a way of bringing extinct species back to life for after Trump’s environmental policies take effect.

They’re cartoonishly evil. I picture them waiting across the street, twirling their mustaches and kicking puppies.

Yep, I also agree. I’ll take repairable damage as opposed to irreparable any day.

I don’t think he needs to worry about things improving. His policies won’t bring about economic success, regardless of how well they are implemented. The jobs that were lost are never coming back.

House of Cards is ruined for me. This season, all I’ll be thinking is that Frank really isn’t so bad.

Perfection.

Still better.

I’m pretty sure once Rich is on a jock, it’s hard to get him down. =P

I just realized I get more of my pop culture exposure through hot takes rather than firsthand experience. I also don’t plan on changing. Though this tea was a little lukewarm for my tastes.

I was going to say, I didn’t realize Kanye shopped at my local Goodwill.