It’s been revoked!

You have not experienced cultural dissonance until you have a group of black people on your FB feed reminiscing about peach tree switchins while all your Canadian and/or lesbian nonviolent anti-spanking friends try to figure out whether to argue or back away slowly.

If squirrels and bears want watch people have sex, they can get the internet like everyone else.

That’s because it’s easier to hide your racism underneath patriotism. There’s this false belief that if I’m a patriot, I can’t possibly be a racist.

Come on Michael, just close your eyes and feel the music.

But how does he know his friend is black if he can’t see skin color?

He’s since been fired, yes?

How do white people who don’t see color know they have a black friend?

really, what the fuck is wrong with white people?

I had my new hire explain he had “n-word privlige” because he grew with a lot of black kids.

I had my new hire explain he had “n-word privlige” because he grew with a lot of black kids.

Fuck him. The only thing worse than a racist is a “nice” racist who has to remind you all the time that he’s not racist while saying racist shit.

I don’t see Kinja account colours.

I have a co-worker who hits me with the “I don’t see color” bit every time anything slightly pertaining to race comes up (he and I are both white). I seem to be the only recipient of this line of conversation from what I can tell and I’m not really sure why. While he says this, and has maybe convinced himself he’s…

I always let my white friends know that if they say something crazy. And they reach out to me for a black friend card, when they try to swipe that shit it will decline.

Michael, you have inspired me to start a band named“Surprise Dick Game.” Your tickets to our shows will always been comped.

Wow an “I don’t see skin color” AND “I have a black friend” argument. The two go-tos for wypipo.

I don’t think of him based on the color of his skin or culture, nor does he think of me based on my skin color or culture. We’ve had the conversation. I see him only as Daniel. He sees me as Mike. This is based on our personalities.

Dear Mike Pence,

I should have fired Mueller. At least I have the best cell. The best. #MAGA

—Prisoner 45

I think the real challenge isn’t, “we don’t know how to deal with sexual harassment”. The sheer volume of resources and trainings available on this topic can’t be overstated. The challenge is really, “we don’t want to deal with sexual harassment”.