Yes. That’s the joke.

Another chapter in the story of the Orange and the Green.

Incidence of Mo/uham(m)a/ed in Muslim families is like higher than white folk use of Jacob, *ian, *aysen, *ayden, and Percy combined. So OF COURSE someone on any long watch list will have that name.... And OF cOURSE there will be endless false positive misidentifications. And OF COURSE the racist profilers at TSA…

A lambadomy?

The only parts of the back of the statue that appear to get touched or rubbed regularly? The calves. The only bare skin between her bloomers and toes.

I buy games for my kids. Much easier to keep control over purchases and credit cards if I just buy everything and then gift to them. I can’t be the only one. Does this mean I can review the games I never play, but my kids can’t?

WHO is the audience for this? I mean, nice ideas and all, but who are you writing for? “Tech needs to do X?” Who is “Tech” and do they read the Root? I’m guessing the answer is no, given that we’re discussing under-representation in tech that seems to spring from total ignorance of and interest in brown people and…

This is growing out of “voluntary” “wellness” programs, which are already a huge scam. These programs do nothing to improve employee health outcomes. They are just excuses for employers to charge some employees more for health insurance and. The only “savings” come from shifting costs to workers and squeezing “high…

Yes.

My kids bring this shit home sometimes and I have to jump in. I’m always wondering, didn’t we talk about this? How did you think this was acceptable?

The number of things you”just” have to know to avoid being taken advantage of is absurd. Banks, landlords, employers, insurance companies, social services, cops, bill collectors... How about a system that isn’t always trying to screw you over and blame you for not knowing everything about anything. At a minimum, our…

Evidently, he’s in the first category.

Translation: “as someone whose livelihood depends on repeated interactions with police and the justice system, he really doesn’t want to get on their bad side.”

At least the Chief appears to have some sense.

Blue never fades. It just gets weak, blind, and scared.

Except we all know that’s not how it plays out. Minorities with ccw permits will get arrested- it already happens with open carry. Cops will say “she was reaching for that gun” no matter how inaccessible it was.

This is also a massive windfall to (presumably) white homeowners at the expense of largely minority homeowners, and/or their landlords.

Others will conclude this is why Marines shouldn’t be in women.

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And what place has both criteria? No cell reception, but is three minutes from multiple cop cars? Like the cops would be waiting somewhere *without* a cell connection. Hell, they’re gonna have free WiFi in that donut shop.