Eh, I think this was a case where a less “sophisticated” ending would have been better. They created some absolutely phenomenal companion characters, and the ending squandered them. FarCry 5 should have ended with a massive set piece battle, with every companion getting a moment, explosions everywhere, all the…

I still swing by Taco Bell when the wife is out of town to indulge my inner teenager. A chalupa and mexican pizza still warms my soul after all these years.

That’s basically why I kill time at work browsing Triumph’s website. Thier Bonneville line is the right way to present classic bikes to younger buyers.

Was speaking more on quality there, but even so that’s a long time to sit on a design. Honda went ahead and updated the Rebel not so long ago, and if it weren’t for the engine I’d be looking at that too.

They could be well-positioned for folks looking for their second bike, but they can’t even offer anything decent below 1000cc (just the same Superlow and Iron 883).

Shopping for my second bike after scooting around on a 250cc Honda, it boggles my mind how lackluster their starting line is. The Street series look lame, and the 800cc range is limited to the exact same bikes that I first saw years ago. I sat on a brand-new Iron 883 a few months ago at a dealer, and it already felt…

Good Lord, Jalopnik needs to make sure that whoever writes the morning shift isn’t allowed to read the non-car news until after it’s posted.

Maybe the first Wolfenstein. Wolf II was a mess.

So...are they not supposed to report on the President of the United States or...what? I mean, other than Fox, coverage of Trump has been almost universally negative. Do you want them to just pretend he doesn’t exist?

Ah. Well, hopefully whoever is making it is cribbing notes from Doom.

Seems like the perfect fit for id’s new mastery over arcadey FPS games. I liked the gunplay of the first, but the driving and stuff was lame. Seems like a good opportunity to fix the flaws of the first.

Yeah, and liberal media was a PR office for President Obama. Just kinda how things work these days.

2nd Gear: I bet it was because of all the magnesium. Scientist please confirm.

I’m actually part of an ICO introducing a cupcake-based cryptocurrency next month. I can send you some CupCoins for a little ETH if you want.

Looks like the “What were you thinking?!” award is going to be decided early this year.

1. Is today opposite day? Today must be opposite day.

Clearly the man to beat Trump.

5th Gear: Does Hamilton Nolan moonlight for Jalopnik now?

Airbnb enables a more efficient use of real property that otherwise would not be providing anyone any value.

Yep.