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Keppler now in position to examine Uranus

Shaking hands is awkward because my hands are small. Guys don't know what to do with my hands.

I shit you not, he was my Chronic Fatigue Syndrome specialist. Two of the symptoms of CFS are muscle weakness and muscle pain, neither of which are improved by having Dr Claw do a deathgrip on you.

“Probably just a faulty GPS.” - Michael Scott

Fuck off, dude. Thanks.

I think they did that in the GotG cartoon.

“Babe I promise I didn’t cheat. You told me to get involved with the community. You didn’t warn me that trash can cause herpes!”

Pollution dances at the Pole Yard.

I would have no problem tossing Trump supporters out of my establishment (if I owned one). Like wise I wouldn’t expect to stroll the grounds of Mar-a-Lago in an I’m With Her tee-shirt. I’m not encouraging divisiveness; it’s bothering me terribly. But this is a non-starter for me, especially if they were rowdy.

Trump’s campaign has done wonderful things for satirists and comedians! Just nothing positive for anyone else.

Those two situations are obviously different. Take your dumb false equivalencies elsewhere.

taco bowels

It was horrific what happened.

In all fairness to the Trump supporters, how would you know if they *weren’t* drunk?

The Trump supporters also claim that they were assaulted by the co-owner in the parking lot and had the initials “H C” carved into their faces, only backwards, because she’s crooked.

How nice that they want to enjoy the cultural benefits while still rejecting the people who created the culture.

Trump supporters being rude and rowdy? I don’t believe it.

Go cry in your Taco Bell Mexican Pizza, you racist shit sticks.