I’m surprised they didn’t arrest her for “safety reasons” because of people making threats against her.

4 hair buns.

“comes to the attention of Tony when she builds her own Iron Man suit in her dorm.”

Are you serious? I think you misinterpreted the ending. It was terrible though.

Only many of the chapters sound like first-hand accounts that include thoughts the character had and never shared.

I’d hate to see how he treats people suffering from arthritis.

When I was in high school my friends and I tried to be different and actually shook hands properly. We got a lot of weird looks.

Passed out and sinking in a pond is more preferable than playing for the Jaguars.

massively distended, food-filled sac occupying most of the upper abdomen

I’m going to be blunt, and I know it’s cliche but...

Rocket Raccoon, I wanna see the people who decided to experiment on a raccoon.

I got herpes because of pollution too! Yeah, that sounds right.

“I don’t hate Mexicans, I eat their food!"

The only good thing about the Trump candidacy is stories like this and the ensuing comments on Kinja. Seriously, the jokes write themselves.

I believe him! I also believe that star was a “sheriff’s badge".

Looking forward to Game of Thrones: The Musical in 2020.

Allowing in people cosplaying as respectable Americans.

The speech at the beginning of the video. “Kill the boy Jon Snow, and let the man be born..."

This is a cool contraption, but I don’t recommend crushing cans. Recycling centers compact them all into cubes, and when they’re crushed it makes it more difficult for them. If all the cans are crushed they have to keep mixing them in with non-crushed cans.

That might be the silliest thing I have ever seen.