I live a block away from the Cha Cha Cha in the Mission! Also, I've totally seen the van near there, at least half a dozen times.

Whenever I ask someone out on a date, I pay. If they've asked me out, I expect them to pay, but I'll at least offer to pay the tip.

Whoa! That's a lot of milk!

I want as much pulp as possible in my OJ. Love it!

Hahaha! Yeah, it was pretty tasty, but Fiance was seriously grossed out.

I get the oddest, most specific cravings ever.

I hate read this particular column. She's just awful in so many ways.

Hi, are you me? I would have done the same thing! I <3 him.

OHMYGOD, I totally forgot about that one! It still makes me a little teary-eyed.

Is anyone else having issues with Jezebel not showing up in the RSS feed?

I am utterly in love with the Fables series, as well as the newer Fatale.

I adore Matt Damon, but Hugh Jackman tops that list.

But don't you know that if you were a Real Submissive™ you wouldn't have a personality and limits and boundaries, and you would fall at the virtual feet of a True Dom™ for just looking at your profile?

I'll let Mr. Brand speak for me here.

I miss my TenderNob apartment. I was at Sutter and Leavenworth, and it was pretty awesome. I'm sorry your current place doesn't make you feel safe. :(

And last night we had an attempted rape here in the Mission. http://www.missionmission.org/2013/01/08/assault-and-possible-rape-attempt-in-the-mission/#more-45988

HA! Fiance calls it my "don't fuck with me" face.

The Mission is great, but has rising rents due to gentrification (which I am, admittedly, participating in by living here). I managed to find a good place in the "tendernob" which is really lower Nob Hill, and I loved that apartment. SOMA is pretty good, as is North Beach (as long as you are all right with the strip…

*drops mic*

Amen.