A couple of people (I’m assuming white, but it’s the internet and they didn’t specify) told me today that they just don’t find black people attractive. Actually, they said African Americans, so like...they’re being really pc about not finding an entire race attractive. BUT NOT BECAUSE THEY’RE RACIST, GUYS. Just, you…
Remember how all we needed to do to end racism was wait for all the racist old people to die? Looks like that plan…
The problem with Hilary is this. If she does get elected, we’re going to get 4-8 more years of Obama...ie, 4-8 years of Republicans stonewalling everything she tries to do. Obama can say the sky is blue and tomorrow there are 14 motions on the floor that the sky is actually red, a letter written to Syria stating that…
I can be friends with a self-described Republican more than I can be friends with a self-described libertarian. Libertarians are top notch assholes who think they are superior because they are not Republican. Nope - they’re just as bad, with extra mansplaining and self-delusion.
Remember when every white man you knew between the ages of 18-35 was all, “WOO RON PAUL FOR PREZ. HES NOT OBUMMER BUT HES NOT A REPUBLICAN EITHER. HES MY BRO. WOO”
SURPRISINGLY COMPLEX BURNS CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS, SHEEPLE.
Senator Rand Paul, a Kentucky man who seems markedly less crazy than his crazy old dad, is set to announce his run…
Came here to post this and you had already done it. Bra-VO.
The first time I knew I saw any in public was in the Bay Area. They had table at the Powell street exit of the BART in San Francisco with Dianetics books and a couple of e-meters. They were giving out free ‘personality tests’.
Doesn’t beat the original, though.
A week after HBO premiered the Scientology documentary Going Clear, SNL has its response—a music video for “the…
If anyone wants to read more earnest-yet-sometimes-pithy reviews of church services, go to the Ship of Fools (the Magazine of Christian Unrest) and browse the Mystery Worshipper archive. Mystery Worshippers have the option of leaving their card on the collection plate. Services get marked on things including the…
Adults who treat Easter eggs hunts like a compitition are the fucking worst. Your special snowflake baby Apsen/Dakota isn’t going to be upset they don’t have the most eggs especially since their main hobby is shitting and drooling.
“Restaurant food was decent but I had to provide my own bread and wine. The next day I was nailed to a plank of wood and died. Would not recommend.”
If you’ve shopped for kids clothing or even wandered through a Babies R Us lately, you’ll know that the options for…
ok, so: elsewhere on the Gawker family of web logs, I asked, "hey, would you ever have pizza at your wedding?"
Just a small list of other things this loon has said:
No, most of them want to do that, too, they just figured out they can't get away with saying it anymore.