A box of glitter is nice... Sparkly.

Please...even Jesus loves glitter!

I'm sure there is no way complaining about glitter bombs could lead to more glitter bombs. No. Way.

So, they can say they've been bombed, straight up, in the subject line. James O'Keefe and his ilk can disingenuously run around making shit up to try and discredit the likes of ACORN and Planned Parenthood and whatnot. Rick Perry can act as if a handful of voter fraud cases is way more important than the estimated…

My son went to DC in a trip sponsored by Civility in Government and Young Adults for Liberty (both organizations suck but that's whatev) and met Ted Cruz. He called me when they left his office and told me "he's just as patronizing and condescending as you'd expect."

"By science I mean carefully selected, and properly funded by oil companies, heavily biased scientific articles that fit my corporate sponsors' bottom line."

I haven't even read the entire Dirtbag; I just had to come down here and post this after reading that headline.

It probably looked a bit like this.

"My, Total Stranger to our group, you seem to have some radically scripted ideas..."

It sounds so stilted and weird. Reminds me of this:

Alice Roosevelt is my favorite presidential child (the Obama daughters are in the running). She would bombard cabinet meetings, get up onto the roof of the white house and generally was a female version of her father.

Two things:

Shhhhhh...a man is talking...let's all learn about diversity!

Who thought it was a good idea to have two white dudes on a panel about diversity?

By telling themselves that it's no different than the demands they make for themselves.