How did exactly did they get so many white dudes together that can dance? That is like a super special feat.

So Burt, if I ever get married should I live out my fantasy of performing the ENTIRE Napoleon Dynamite finally dance sequence for my hypothetical bride or come up with my own biz?

*BEEP* Hey man, it's Ted. Was just calling to make sure you were coming to dance practice tonight...you haven't come to the last two, I really don't want to put you in the back man, but we really need to nail the pop and lock steps *click*

If I know dancers, they probably threw it together last night after the rehearsal dinner. Maybe one guy had a vague plan, but they so learned it within 24 hours of performing it. Love this!

I'll be in my bunk.

Typing on phone. Not on drugs.

I'm not, no. But dauggter says they were told "this is what these are" and we're explicitly not allowed to touch them. This was part of a discussion about medicines versus drugs, why a person might take drugs or abuse medicines, and what the effects of those drugs would be on the person, the person's family and wider…

Not losing your mind over education is good... Now the kid will be able to recognizen drugs that may cross his/her path someday.

I can't even do the mental gymnastics to figure out why these people are angry. These kids aren't five...they are in high school. They are on the verge of becoming legal adults and even closer to having sex. I'd be peeling my pants THRILLED to have my kid at 13 do something like this. Where can sign her up?!

I used to be in a Theatre troupe as a teen run by planned parenthood. We taught about teen sex issues through skits and then a Q&A at the end. What we taught was no different then what i learned in sex ed at school. One time a local newspaper said that we were all obviously sexually promiscuous and were trying to…

I don't understand the pearl clutching about social justice

My 11 year old kid was shown bags of actual cocaine and heroin today. On purpose. By an educator. During a Life Skills workshop.

Lafayette is a very conservative, wealthy suburb. For decades it has existed as the gated community for Republicans of the Bay Area. Not surprised at all that this happened there. If it makes people feel any better, there are at least 5 planned parenthoods available via Bart/Amtrak/Caltrain for those Lafayette kids…

Goddammit.

The only possible issue I can see with this is putting two spirit in with Genderbread, because then you have to perform the appropriate shamanic rituals. That's bringing religion into the classroom, AND WE CAN'T HAVE THATTTTTT (but yes, I think the elephant in the room is that the presentation wasn't scary enough).

Man I am so glad I was raised in a home that encouraged healthy attitudes towards sex.

We had a lady from Planned Parenthood come into my health class, that afternoon Anti-Choice people walked into our school at last bell and threw "literature" at students. However the thing I remember the most was the gal from PP smelling a scented condom and then declaring it smelled of oranges.

I'm going to start by saying that I've had a considerable amount of wine. I read Brad Dacus as Blad Dacula...

I'm kind of mad at liberal parents not standing up and saying this shit is fine. Where are the drag down to the floor fights over this stuff?

Idiots, all. I'd be thrilled for my daughter to receive this information. The ones that don't like it can stuff it. Their kids don't have to attend.