Grilled cheese isn't even safe anymore.

Mallinckrodt vicodins fit in Pez dispensers! Amy Sedaris taught me that.

It was very good, raw, seared itself on my memory.

Geez, I'm glad that father seems to have a modicum of common sense. Here's to hoping Lilly thrives in his care.

For real. My Hasselback potatoes are roasting beautifully RIGHT NOW. I don't even use my full size, unless I need a 13x9 pan

For real. My Hasselback potatoes are roasting beautifully RIGHT NOW. I don't even use my full size, unless I need a…

Near the bloomers?

Not nearly as good, but I have some Mr.Lunch picture books that are shockingly pricier than the $20 I spent. They would get tossed.

Will you hire Harriet the Spy and Encyclopedia Brown to assist?

The Vivarium in Berkeley would cause a stroke if you saw it! God help us when the Hayward fault goes.

That went over like a lead balloon in Hawaii.

The number of raptured caddis flies I saw this weekend was horrifying.

In feces.

So true, my dad was an avid hunter and along with his NRA stickers, he has a huge TURN IN POACHERS bumper sticker. This story pissed him off.

I’ve been pot dead before too. I was wigging out. Then I realized that dead people don’t get stressed out, because they’re dead.

That's a decent, to the point apology.

People just don't know! They must be shown.

I thought that the transmission tends to occur when it's eaten.

Soma (carisoprodol) has a similar chemical profile, and they also have a very strong amnesiac effect. Recreational use leads to blackouts, so if a person took one unknowingly- especially if they washed it down with alcohol, all sorts of shenanigans could occur.

To someone with epilepsy.