And Deadspin writers to fuck up “a” vs. “an.”

You shouldn’t wagyu fingers when your beef be too soft. Not everyone is as tender as they are, so you should ground your beef or sit there stewing in anger. Instead, trim the fat and chuck the BS and sear towards future contests.

If he’s going to keep getting into half-hearted beefs with opponents

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

I feel like your inconveniences are less important than the real issues here, yet somehow you wrote an entire article about how much it sucks to be cold.

Dying on the cross of Mike Brown is a terrible argument to make in regards to justice not being done. The narrative didn’t fit anything in the forensic reports.

hillary clinton blew a 3-1 lead

He certainly is reprehensible, but I can’t see how that warrants bag things as punishment. There are a lot of things to unpack here, and a heavy weight to carry. He is bound to be cotton situations in prison that he poly can’t even imagine. Why clutch to the idea that justice can be handed out like this?

Are you referring to the uniforms or just allowing the Rams themselves on the field?

yes, one piece of trash human being shoots another in an isolated road rage incident, and the whole country is scary. over 350 million people in this country, and approx. 12,000 or so are killed every year in gun-related violence. I’d say your odds of being shot in this scary country are slim to none.

Fun fact: Richie Incognito IS a Native American spirit name meaning Invisible Dick.

“having a gun visible in an open-carry state.” NOT WHAT “OPEN CARRY” MEANS

“Guess he shouldn’t have had posession of a gun in a state where that is legal.”

HE WAS A FELON IN POSSESSION OF A STOLEN GUN, BOTH OF WHICH ARE ILLEGAL.

“There is a systemic problem in the way officers learn to perceive black male civilians as inherently more threatening and more deserving of extreme force.”

Maybe the fact that blacks commit a gigantically disproportionate shitload of violent crimes compared to other racial groups has something to do with that.

Open Carry does not allow felons to possess stolen guns like this dead dipshit, either.

a stolen firearm that he, as a felon, was not allowed to possess anyway

In this case, they found a gun. The wife said there wasn’t one, but she was wrong. She also had known he had a gun because she had filed a domestic violence report against him before the incident and said he had one. Having TBI doesn’t mean you are excused from obeying a “drop the gun” order.

Republican masters in New York City?

On behalf of the rest of college football fans everywhere, fuck both of these teams, their cheesedick fans, and their whiny ass coaches.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.