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*Rick Court sees you putting head through wall, immediately tries to recruit you*

“Because the term ‘Toxic’ when referring to culture is a relative term, we were easily able to skirt that term in defining our football program.”

Extras from a Guy Ritchie movie? 

Whoever was the guy in the background I could hear during a bit of helicopter footage half way through going “neeeooow” as the cars went through shot.

I was interested until I went to the site and tried an LA zip and got no results. In fact, if you enter ‘San Francisco’ or ‘San Francisco, CA’ or a San Francisco zip where OP is located, the search results only produce UK results like “San Francisco Walk, Lowestoft NR33, UK”

This is a casual meetup, at a bar I’ve been to once, in a city I don’t live in, on a day when I am working from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. and then driving over to hang out with people. We did not have any problems two years ago, and I’m basing my knowledge off of that. Check yourself. Your comment was ridiculous and rude.  

Woohoo!

Sure:

Me and the Honda Beat will be there!

I just spent way to much money to come down to Austin and watch a race. Your fucking right I’m going to get my moneys worth and hang out with the staff ask every typical question readers ask. If I dont get my account banned, then it just means I didnt hang out with you guys long enough.

New compared to the old one. (And completely new to me. I would have headed to Rainey Street. I need to expand my eastside roaming beyond Juan in a Million.)

O M G I’m sorry I’m really not laughing at you, I’m laughing at how ridiculous that is 

As a life long Austinite I can confidentially say Austin couldn’t be less like Texas if we tried (we’re already trying really hard). However, we’re still stuck with the same problems as the rest of our shitty state.

Just when I thought I couldn’t like Simone more.

If you keep looking under the same rocks, you’re gonna keep getting the same worms

Tbf, public statements like these are usually not couched in any truth.

Thought this was Foxtrot Alpha where manned planes were taking out the drones. 

Rumor has it the fights all started because Jacob Trouba was trashing Nashville’s “2018 Western Conference Regular Season Champions” banner every time he hit a guy.

Calling him a color commentator seems pretty racist Tom.

Assholes cannot stop being assholes. It’s amazing. Like, you and I get up, we’re not assholes. Guys like this, they just ooze asshole at every waking moment.