Why in the hell would anyone do this? Any why the fuck would they do that to the interior? So many questions, but the main one: how much crack was smoked during the conception and execution of this rolling monument to myopia? CRACK PIPE.

Oh yeah, even as a dumbshit teenager I enjoyed the tongue-firmly-in-cheek lyrics.

Man...SCOTS. Brings back high school memories, when the local alternative station in Charlotte, NC played the shit out of “Camel Walk.”

Would love a CTS-V longroof, but $47k is about $5-7k too high. Most likely priced as such for negotiating room, but as priced it’s a reluctant no from me.

Nice car, nice price. ‘Nuff said.

Well, if you’re going race a car that doesn’t belong to you, it might as well be the fastest car...in the world!

Seller says he has $60k into the car. How? Can't imagine Marauders are going for big money right now, and other than plonking the Galaxy body on top and giving it a spit-shine...where did that money go? It certainly didn't go into a non-schizophrenic interior. Crack Pipe.

Graverobber hit the nail on the head with the voting button for Crack Pipe on this one - I don’t think anybody needs an old Cherokee that looks this nice. Cherokees are for going off-road on the cheap, and I’d feel bad even getting this one dirty. Also - three times the market value? Yay Stealerships!

How's this for an answer:

Nice Price. This is actually (bizarre-ly? Stunningly?) on the low end of regular old non-special edition Trans-Am prices. I don't get it, but for the butt meant for this seat: flip your mullet behind your shoulders and adjust your wife beater - your dreams have come true.

Or perhaps football is your “superior” sport with a playoff system that results in the 7-9 Seahawks or the 7-8-1 Panthers bumbling into the playoffs while teams with better records sit at home.

Rare does not equal desirable. Combine the reliability and lack of parts for an ‘80s French car with the sleep-inducing design of car that looks like it was drawn by a three-year-old. I’ll pass, thanks.

Sorry to be that guy, but the replay of F1 Quali is also on NBCSN at 6:30pm today. Or so my DVR tells me.

Love you for posting this, Torch. I knew of his railroad “fame,” but nothing about his early automobile exploits. Time to add him to the Nikolai Tesla Hall of Great Unsung Industrial Pioneers.

Can’t believe somebody bought this for the previous eBay price, and anyone who buys it for another $8k should be committed to an asylum. Yes, it’s rare and it has stickers from a “famous” tuner (whom I have never heard of), but tell me why I should care? I gotta believe your $33k could be much better spent elsewhere.

My bet: Porsche-badged Audi Q7

I love that the fender skirt ahead of the front wheel isn't even the same width as the fender skirts behind them. Someone looked at that and said, "Yup! Looks good."

Just because you could order it at a dealer (and why on God’s green earth would anyone - let alone 247 people - do that?) doesn’t mean it’s not a kit car:

This honestly shocked me, I figured these were more collectible, but NADA high retail on this baby is only $18,600. Even when taking NADA's sometimes wonky behavior, this is Crack Pipe pricing at more than double the market price. Not enough NOPE in the world.

Sure, but we’re already part of a tribe: car guys.