Hoping for a “major malfunction.”

I had Moviepass in Manhattan, which meant they lost $7 on every ticket I purchased, and when I would go to my AMC theater, I couldn’t use the automated ticketing machines in the lobby. After a couple months of my subscription, they mysteriously listed error messages when I swiped the card, and I would have to go to…

Jim Justice replaces him with a Republican.  Currently in W. VA he would have to be replaced by a Democrat but the republicans will call a special session then change state law.

Well, whether Cat Thor or Cat Loki, just give Tom Hiddleston a tomcat head.

Technically, that’s Cat Thor. But if they change it to Cat Loki and put it in the show I would be thrilled.

So help me I thought this was animation from the Star Wars Holiday Special...

So many connotations to that cover. The sign stating Shazam being “out”. Tawny being a dapper tiger. The bulge. Them locking arms. I’m all for out and proud Shazam and his catty boyfriend. Let’s do it!

I was at the zoo with my kids the other day, and there were peacocks walking around, and this was literally all I could think about the entire time.

Can we please get the notification links fixed? Can we get our notification links to actually highlight the comment when we click on them, rather than just taking us to the whole comments?

Yes, the lady who got famous and made a career out of beating up other ladies made and will continue to make more money than most of us discussing her. The idea that megacorp Disney won't back up a truck of money to her house and she'll have to "slum it" in profitable DTV fare for a while and somehow that's even…

I guess it depends on you and me. Me, they’ll always be “The Marvel Family”, and she’ll be Mary Marvel. I got almost inordinately excited in the first movie when I heard her called “Mary”, and also when I realized the foster family was the Marvel family! It leaned so heavy into the whole “family” aspect that, how…

it’s mainly a problem because people get very defensive, and then paint themselves as the victim instead of taking any accountability for the actual victims they harmed. Kemper will be fine, her career will be fine, her finances will be fine. She seems like a caring and empathetic individual who will grow from this…

Pimping, my friend, is not an undertaking that one can complete with ease.

I ... have so many questions about Mr. Tawny and his clothing choices...

They can’t do that because then they’ll have produced the greatest superhero film ever and the whole market will crash.

Peacock’s that other network’s streaming service.

Is...is that tiger a pimp? ‘Cause he looks pretty pimp.

Yup. I assume it’s something to do with their endless scrolling bullshit - which absolutely NO website should have. Ever.

And why did Captain Marvel, Jr attain the same rank as Captain Marvel?

Sam Wilson, who helped save millions of lives, would go to Small-Town Louisiana Bank for a tiny business loan — and be turned down?