Actually the deal wasn’t for children’s blood...

The movie begins and ends on Christmas and revolves around a Christmas game...

I mean why should I give this rich asshole money he can use as a tax write-off when I could just donate money to the charity directly?

Capitalism is really effective at watering down and appropriating anti-capitalist messages.

Isn’t this basically just a normal game show than? The whole point of the show was that debt is used in a capitalist system as a tool by the wealthy to force people to do debasing and often dangerous work in the vain hope of escaping it. Without that threat of death it’s just a normal game show that misses the fucking…

Didn’t Sasha Baron Cohen say that May’s pitch for the Freddie Mercury biopic was that it’d have Freddie die midway through the movie and it’d just follow the rest of the band?

My biggest nitpick with Assassins is that Booth didn’t kill himself. He was shot by a Mad Hatter/Self-inflicted Eunuch (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Corbett)...

To be fair, killing people who fuck Daredevil has basically become his brand...

“Urge to use Salmon Ladder rising*

Which was basically what happened in Infinity Gauntlet. Thanos battled with Eternity which ended with Thanos supplanting him and becoming the personification for the universe itself and abandoning his physical form.

Chernobyl and Three Mile Island irrevocably left a rather negative view of nuclear power. Yeah there’s the matter of waste disposal but Chernobyl was the result of the reactor being made of subpar materials and most of the safety systems were turned off, and just plain incompetence.

Again a reminder that “Cancel Culture”, much like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster, isn’t real.

Also Felicia’s Face-Heel Turn was later retconned to be a consequence of Peter wiping his secret identity from her mind but she remembered that she knew who he was and she developed a grudge and went to a really dark place.

Sadly, fucking Matt Murdoch bestows a curse on a majority of his romantic partners that results in either death.

And yet you have stuff like Pablo Escobar’s hippos breaking free and running rampant in Columbia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippopotamus_in_Colombia).

Also the book explains that they can get access to lysine by eating chickens and soy so really all it really means is that they’ll be more likely to frequent human populations.

I’ve already narrowed down Armand’s killer to two theories.

Yeah the message of “saving the dinosaurs” doesn’t really hold water you remember that these aren’t dinosaurs. They’re genetic abominations that approximate what we thought dinosaurs looked like in the 90's.