I need to finish Like a Dragon. I just fear that I’ll be stuck back in a loop of playing Koi Koi again.

You think that’s bonkers. there’s an Animal Man comic where he meets a Wile E. Coyote pastiche that’s also a Christ metaphor...

Wouldn’t it be much cheaper to just get a high quality dub of the original movie?

Most of Noman’s schemes are usually the result of hastily made retcons. In this case it John Byrne’s condition that he got to bring Aunt May back from the dead when he worked on the ASM book. At the end of the Clone Saga, it was implied that Norman faked the death of Peter and MJ’s child, named after Aunt May, and…

Like, his special effects where good enough to make Norman actually believe he fucked her. So technically he didn’t fuck Norman. At best it was a very elaborate handjob.

Harry’s

Or they were on some combination of pot and acid.

And it’s shockingly way less convoluted and nonsensical than most of Norman’s schemes against Peter...

Yep

They won’t be laughing when Doc Ock fucks Aunt May...

Yep that’s Hammerhead

They also teased The Shocker...

Eh it’s kind a reoccurring homage to ASM #121, the Death of Gwen Stacy, that writers like to beat like a dead horse. Usually by chucking MJ off of bridges.

Wait, Flint Marko didn’t die in Spider-Man 3. Peter forgave him and he left.

And unfortunately for Tom Holland’s MCU Spidey, he probably could have used some eight-legged back-up here.

Fun Fact: When Swordsman died in the comics, a sentient Space Tree reanimated his corpse so that he could marry Mantis, who was Swordsman’s girlfriend, so that they could fuck and she could give birth to Space Tree Jesus...

The more accurate name for this game should be “Waiting for Goku”.

“The Survivors must use vehicles, power-up items, scavenged weapons, and the power of cooperation to keep from being brutally murdered.”