And it’s shockingly way less convoluted and nonsensical than most of Norman’s schemes against Peter...

Yep

They won’t be laughing when Doc Ock fucks Aunt May...

Yep that’s Hammerhead

They also teased The Shocker...

Eh it’s kind a reoccurring homage to ASM #121, the Death of Gwen Stacy, that writers like to beat like a dead horse. Usually by chucking MJ off of bridges.

Wait, Flint Marko didn’t die in Spider-Man 3. Peter forgave him and he left.

And unfortunately for Tom Holland’s MCU Spidey, he probably could have used some eight-legged back-up here.

Fun Fact: When Swordsman died in the comics, a sentient Space Tree reanimated his corpse so that he could marry Mantis, who was Swordsman’s girlfriend, so that they could fuck and she could give birth to Space Tree Jesus...

The more accurate name for this game should be “Waiting for Goku”.

“The Survivors must use vehicles, power-up items, scavenged weapons, and the power of cooperation to keep from being brutally murdered.”

No that was Doc Ock.

Linkara of AT4W proposed in his review of Sins Past that a better parentage for the Stacy Twins would have been that they where Harry’s kids. That, in a moment of grief from her father’s death and Harry dealing with his drug problems they hooked up, realized it was mistake, and agreed never to speak about it. And…

Elvis Presley has to think about his whole life before he plays,,,

Nobody really knows...

Honestly it’d be easier to say Norman lied and just did it to fuck with Peter’s head maybe have Mysterio be in on it as the one planting false memories into MJ but that’s all you really need to do. And yeah, saying the Stacy Twins are clones of Gwen rather than her kids makes sense and kind of feels like the only real…

I have no problem with it being retconned. Just that this seems like an extremely convoluted way to do it.

Are you sure Norman isn’t too busy being gaslit by an AI version of Harry into thinking he had sex with Gwen Stacy but he actually was fucking Mysterio?